After after Mikel Arteta made his players stand around a fire in training, the guys asked you for your tales of embarrassing bosses.

Dyson also landed himself in trouble with a coastal English town, and was heavily reprimanded...

After a nightmare fortnight from Mikel Arteta's Arsenal, Fordey and Scully want to hear about your nightmares. Plus! Did Fordey and Scully book an off-the-cuff trip to Benidorm mid-show?! There's only one way to find out...

After an Everton fan was spotted celebrating with a toaster in their game against Chelsea - ahead of going to a wedding in the evening - the guys discussed the strangest wedding gifts you've received.

They also discuss the things you'd rather do than watch an international friendly, after England drew with Uruguay...

This week, after Thomas Tuchel named a 35-man-squad for the upcoming international games, the guys asked, what do you have that's too big?

That quickly turned into chats about sheds, which dominated the conversation amongst the goals...

This week, the guys are joined on the line by new Chairman of Sheffield FC and lead singer of Reverend and the Makers, Jon McClure to chat about his new venture - and they ask you, after Omari Hutchinson got face cream in his eye while playing for Forest in midweek, have you ever been injured by a beauty product?

This week, the guys launch a brand new feature where they ask for your highlights and lowlights of the week - and they also discuss things you've been told to stop doing - after West Ham winger Adama Traore was told to stop lifting weights!

80s food also comes into discussion - and Dyson tells the tale of being behind enemy lines at a Premier League fixture!

This week, after Ryan Yates discolated his finger during Forest's midweek game, the guys ask you for your tales of injuries you've fixed yourself - as well as discussing animals you've saved, after a Turkish footballer gave a seagull CPR during a game.

There's also news of a heckler from Fordey's tour, and an eyewitness account to back it up!

This week, after the Macclesfield owner revealed he bought the club while drunk, the guys asked for the craziest thing you've ever purchased while drunk!

There was also loads to get through in the Premier League, including a big game for Jon's Leeds United - and some huge results in the Championship too!

This week, after Fordey reveals the after effects of a chocolate bar he ate in Scotland, the boys discuss the worst chocolate bar. They also discuss your previous jobs, after Ange Postecoglu didn't hold back while speaking about Spurs this week!

After reports reached the RNR Football Team that some male skiers could be injecting themselves "you know where" to enhance their athletic performance, the guys were asking, "What have you done to enhance your appearance?" and "Have you ever cheated?"

Plus! "What were you mocked for at school?" and as the Six Nations kicks off, can someone, somewhere convince Fordey and Dyson that Rugby is actually a decent sport? Spoiler alert: No.

There was loads for the guys to get through this week, as Dyson celebrated his birthday on-air and Fordey discussed his now viral interview with Prime Minister, Keir Starmer.

The show took a turn as they discussed things you leave to the last minute after Benfica's goalkeeper scored in the week - and it resulted in Dyson ranking which Absolute Radio presenters he thinks does their own dishes...

And this week - the guys discuss the big story of Brooklyn Beckham's instagram statement - and ask you - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a wedding?

Kier Starmer also appears in the Seance of the Living - and Matt Dyson deals with a case of the 'sniffles'...

...And this week Fordey and Scully tackle the BIGGEST of all talking points! Which is better, the North or the South? Yes, it's North v South.

Plus! Should men wear shorts over their running leggings?!

...After Roy Keane said that Sir Alex Ferguson is, "Hanging around like a bad smell" at Manchester United, the boys want to know, what's the worst thing you've ever smelt?!

Plus! Matt speaks to Liam Bird from Level Playing Field to discuss the current state of accessible facilities at the forthcoming FIFA World Cup 2026

This week, after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot publicly fell out, the guys wanted to know about any peace talks you've had to have recently...

Clipbait focused on that too - and the guys also got into a heated debate about battered sausages.

This week, after Scotland confirmed qualification in dramatic fashion, Fordey & Dyson asked where you were in 1998 - with some hilarious results.

There was also a huge result for both Matt's - with some unbelievable reactions!

This week - the show descends into chaos after a mistake from Paul McCaffrey - with lots of memories of Punch and Judy - and we hear from Donald Trump on his thoughts on talking animals.